fmylife: Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to have sex. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I’m naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with ‘udders’ . Offended, I go to get off. ‘No no’ he protests, ‘a SEXY cow’. FML That’s more like it.
I'll be experiencing freezing hell tomorrow
in the ultraairconditioned EEE building for our 2nd Long Exam on ES1. My classmates were already told about their scores for the first exam while my section is still on the dark. This 2-unit subject drives EEE students nuts every Monday and on every long exam day. I sincerely hope that the same kind of hell be passed on to other Engineering majors and to future generations as well. And it should...
mliaverage: Today I sat down in front of my laptop, ready to write my summer essay for AP English. Two hours later, I had written two sentences and watched six episodes of Rugrats on Youtube. MLIA Happens everytime. I’ve got little tolerance for temptation, apparently. My life is freaking average.
mliaverage: Today, at band camp my director said ” At measure 69 you have to blow as hard as you can.” I couldn’t stop laughing and neither could my equally as immature section. MLIA
Tonight I'll be doing something for Math17
which i am not allowed to say what but I said it here otherwise so what the hell. And I’m trying to learn Bisaya. Wala lang si Ichiro kasi nagbibisaya rin eh ewan ko kung bakit. Kinakausap kasi ako ng Bisaya, kaya para maintindihan ko, nagawa ko ito. PATAWAD Salamat kay Al sa pagtuturo. One day I’ll be conversing with Ichiro in Bisaya. Tsaka marami ring nagbibisaya sa Kalai.. Para...
YEAH LINKIN PARK
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL FEAR IS HOW I FAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL CONFUSING WHAT IS REAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAALL now off to studying for my Geog1 Midterms tomorrow. They say it’s ULTRAHARDCORE. nowayz
They've dunnit again
May bagong species ng pitcher plant sa Pilipinas. Pag nasa rainforest ka, pwede mong inumin yung tubig sa loob ng pitcher plant. Pero kelangan sarado muna yung parang takip niya. Ay onga pala. “Bago bumukas yung takip ng pitcher plant, nakasarado muna siya. (Prof. Fernando, 2009)” YEAHHHHHH
“Pupunta ako sa Alumni Homecoming sa Pisay! Shet libre raw. System-wide pa.” These are my words before knowing that my Geog Camp will be held on the same day. The person-that-loves-his-alma-mater as I am, I chose Geog Camp :D Sorry kasi may paintball at ATV at wall climbing pa ata dun sa Cabangan, Zambales. Alam nyo naman ako mabilis matukso. lolz At feel ko talaga mag-eenjoy ako....
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is...
as I’ve expected, the Math 17 2nd LE didn’t push through this day. BUT OUR PROF TOLD US WE WILL RATHER HAVE A TAKE HOME 2ND LONG EXAM. Take that.
We think of the same things! Great kids..
rawrxja: What is the proper age to get married? “Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.” (Judy, 8) When I am done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” (Tommy, 5) What do most people do on a date? “On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested...
fmylife: Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn’t receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML Yeah fuck your life.. :)
Bukas na ang Math17 2nd LT. Weird kasi dapat before Midterms pa ‘to. Kakaiba kasi teacher namin e. Hindi siya magkaklase kung di niya trips. 5 units pa man din. Hindi ako nagbayad ng 5k para magkaroon ng 1hr 15min break. Pero sana maramdaman ko na nagbubunga na ang 4 na taon kong paghihirap sa Pisay. Parang hindi e. Hirap na hrap pa rin. Nag-aaral naman ako (Shetness). Tas may 2nd LE...
Is Beyonce dead?
or is someone pulling my leg (again)?
I miss my Chem high school days when I get to name hydrocarbons and chemicals and some other stuff. Now I’ve decided to name my things. Isn’t that fun? Is it? or Isn’t it? Anyway I don’t want to make this any longer. I’ll be deciding the name of my laptop and my phone this week or for the following weeks. or maybe tomorrow i’ve finally decided. This is to make...
All about bodies
I came across this one minutes ago. But I certainly know I’ve read this somewhere before. I consider this a cool one. I’m bored yeah. This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about...
i’ve been missin ya tumbla